Better Late Than Ever

Originality: 0/10
Tubelihood: 10/10
Value 6/10
How: Big metal bird
Why: Must you ask?
Is there a tournament: Nope

Life they say, is all about timing, and in certain aspects of it, they’re quite correct.

Comedy is all about timing.

Next comes high trapeze, and then just after that, surf trips.

Timing it right in terms of swell is obvious, down to luck or the balls not to book or simply money to pay last minute fares.

But also timing in a broader sense, timing it right for crowds, prices, even timing those push pull factors.
Indo receives the majority of swell pulses during dry season, also prevalent offshore winds.

But not always, and there’s always the other side. Prevalent, not permanent. In terms of the flocks, the hordes, they tend to play the percentages. Their bell-shaped population curve sits atop the dry season months like a lid on a rice pot, but every skipper on every charter will tell you there’s no off season in the Ments. The truth must surely lie somewhere between.
Slip in, get your Indo on with less folk around. The other plus is going when it’s turned minging at home. It’s like, we hardly get any summer anyway, bummer to jet off long haul while the swifts and swallows still in town.

But once they’ve gone… well fucken tally ho!