Taking a Dump Outdoors aka The Plop Sauvage
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Looking after your backside is important everywhere... but in Indo, it's absolutely vital.
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Dino Andino (R) was once accused of having a huge penis by Derek Reilly of Australia's Surfing Life magazine, in ASL's Prank Call feature. Reilly went on to fame and riches at Surf Europe, before disappearing into relative obscurity at Stab and more recently, Beachgrit.
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TC inspired you to cock trauma? Join the club!
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When we look at this photo, our 'nads drop about 5cm and glisten in discomfort... not yours?
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Taking a Dump Outdoors aka The Plop Sauvage
Plop sauvage can happen any time of year, but summer is probably peak season. More camping, more festivals, more outdoor drugs.
For full counsel, check our comprehensive guide to shitting away from home.
Picking your spot is important. Some like the danger element, the fear of getting caught. But that’s weird. When you think you’ve found a spot, retreat a further 5m into the undergrowth.
If you do get interrupted, stand up, pretend to be doing an innocent wee, then return to your squat stance and finish off once danger has passed.
Short on paper? We’ve got a a guide on how to wipe with one, too.