“Hey Baby your hips was getting big; now you gettin thin you don’t care about your wig” — ‘Slow Down’, Brand Nubian.
“4 out of 5 of every Jeep owner agrees that it’s them damn high stakes that make you pump yo’ brakes” — ‘Stakes Is High (Remix)’, De La Soul ft. Mos Def.
Speed! Speed! Speed! You’re constantly being told you need it, that good surfin’ is all about it, that speed is the key to the city and the universe. Yet sometimes, sometimes, you gotta pump the brakes. Hit the anchors, park it. Chiefly, when you want to pull in.
You do want to pull in, don’t you?
The tricky thing is, slowing down enough to match the speed of the lip line and stay tunnelled, but not stopping altogether into an unrecoverable tis-was. Here are 5 Fantastic Tubes Stalls To Try This Autumn, or indeed any other season of your choosing.