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5. Judaism

The Jews go along with the Old Testament, but draw the line at the whole JC thing and the New Testament. For them, the Big Guy’s chosen one is as yet to make an appearance. They practice genital mutilation for male babies (presumably God made a mistake when designing the foreskin on The Sixth Day), and like the Muslims, don’t eat the pig. The concept of heavy localism was perhaps first seen when God told Abraham that he would create a nation strictly for his peoples. The Middle East has since been troubled by territorial claims, as you’ve probably heard. Many of modern Israel’s population are surfers, although they tend to be some of the less pious members of their society.


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