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Surf Rage : How (Not) To Get Punched In The Face

Make love not war... and if he's not up for making love, make your excuses and leave!

Surf Rage : How (Not) To Get Punched In The Face
Surf Tips

How To: DIY Stitches

We’re not talking about re-attaching a limb after a Great White attack or a sword fight here, this advice is geared at closing up a...

How To: DIY Stitches
Surf Tips

How To: Trunk It When All The Other Pussies Are in Steamers

If you're worried that your manhood might never recover, don't. Some of the SE staff have got unfeasibly tiny penises and that's never stopped them...

How To: Trunk It When All The Other Pussies Are in Steamers
Surf Tips

How To Make a Proper Cup of Tea

Make tea not war, and make it properly. When the UK passport system crashes under cyber attack, knowing how to make tea will be the...

How To Make a Proper Cup of Tea
Surf Tips

How to: sail a boat

Genoas & Giblets, Sexy Sailboats & Salty Sailors

How to: sail a boat
Surf Tips

Sanuk How To's: Imu a Pig

After a day spent sliding the nalu, further embrace your inner Hawaiian with pit fire cooked wild pig!

Sanuk How To's: Imu a Pig
Surf Tips

Sanuk How To's: Give Skin

If you suspect that someone in LA is giving you an insincere hug (that's everyone) lick their left cheek whilst maintaining eye contact.

Sanuk How To's: Give Skin
Surf Tips

Sanuk How To's: Get Lucky

Always wanted to be that guy or gal who's luckier than a black cat and two magpie threesome?

Sanuk How To's: Get Lucky
Surf Tips

Sanuk How To's: Arm Wrestle

In the wise words of your therapist, acquired technique is as important as God-given girth...

Sanuk How To's: Arm Wrestle
Surf Tips

SANUK HOW TO'S: BEAT THE BOARDBAG BUMMER!

There is no sure fire way to avoid excess baggage charges if you are over your limit, but there are a few tactical moves you...

SANUK HOW TO'S: BEAT THE BOARDBAG BUMMER!
Surf Tips

SANUK HOW TO's: Wipe With One

If less is more, then wiping your bum with just one piece of paper is about as close as humankind gets to perfection...

SANUK HOW TO's: Wipe With One
Surf Tips

HOW TO: CHOOSE A GOD

What is the religion of tuberiding?

HOW TO: CHOOSE A GOD
Surf Tips

HOW TO: TALK TO GIRLS

Stalking is better than talking - no wait... other way around!

HOW TO: TALK TO GIRLS
Surf Tips

HOW TO POO AWAY FROM HOME IN COMFORT AND STYLE

6 vital tips for successful off-site number twos

HOW TO POO AWAY FROM HOME IN COMFORT AND STYLE
Surf Tips

HOW TO: CURE A HANGOVER

After ten millennia of trying, nobody has found a universal panacea. But here's our 2 cents worth.

HOW TO: CURE A HANGOVER
Surf Tips

COOK EGGS DON’T KOOK EGGS

Some people, and I used to be one of them, claim eating eggs is a bit like eating (calcified shell coated) hen period...

COOK EGGS DON’T KOOK EGGS
Surf Tips

HOW TO: COOK RICE DON'T KOOK RICE

Cooking healthy is the new shaping your own board... everyone’s doing it! If it can keep Kelly on tour at 60 and still winning, then...

HOW TO: COOK RICE DON'T KOOK RICE
Surf Tips

HOW TO FIND SURF-FRIENDLY WORK

Searching for gainful employment and tube time? 8 careers and their shred credentials...

HOW TO FIND SURF-FRIENDLY WORK
Surf Tips

HOW TO: LOOK SHARP!

The cats in Endless Summer, August and Hynson wore ties all the time except when they were surfing or wearing t-shirts. How 2: Tie a Windsor...

HOW TO: LOOK SHARP!
Travel

How Not To Do A Surf Trip To Indonesia

Sure, there was condoms, but you sense, that also at times, there wasn’t condoms. 

How Not To Do A Surf Trip To Indonesia
Surf Tips

The Fine Brewskis of Europe

Beer is highly refreshing, tasty, encourages dancing and makes ugly and fat women (men) appear thin and sexy. But which to choose?

The Fine Brewskis of Europe
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