Bored
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Brother got some down the line lazers. Photo: BadboyRyRy Miller
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Two occasions when O mouthing is fine are a) pulling in at Backdoor and b) Anytime at all if your name has an Irish O' in it.
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This aint my Welsh mate. He's never backhand bluetooth toobed on a 3'10" wearing a baseball cap with a moustache on his tits, as far as I know...
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Weirdly, Zoolander is actually Curren's 2nd fave film of all time, after Back to School starring Rodney Dangerfield. Cuzza loves Rod D, more than he loves J-Bizzle. Photo: Miller
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After an inspirational 300 yard noseride doing 'bored', wee Al got hit the inside section with 'So bored Im literally about to weep'
Bored
Bored face isn’t actually that hard, but it can’t be taught or learned, much like tongue rolling, or if you prefer, squirting.
There’s a guy out my local who does the bored look, well.
He’s not an amazing surfer, but from the water, he looks 35% radder during turns coz he looks like he’s hardly trying.
My board is saying ‘full rail roundhouse wrap’, my face is saying ‘Yaaaaaawnnnn! What time’s Eastenders on tonight?
Oh that’s right, it’s Wednesday… it’s not on…’
*takes bite of apple*
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