Brother got some down the line lazers. Photo: BadboyRyRy Miller
Two occasions when O mouthing is fine are a) pulling in at Backdoor and b) Anytime at all if your name has an Irish O' in it.
This aint my Welsh mate. He's never backhand bluetooth toobed on a 3'10" wearing a baseball cap with a moustache on his tits, as far as I know...
Weirdly, Zoolander is actually Curren's 2nd fave film of all time, after Back to School starring Rodney Dangerfield. Cuzza loves Rod D, more than he loves J-Bizzle. Photo: Miller
After an inspirational 300 yard noseride doing 'bored', wee Al got hit the inside section with 'So bored Im literally about to weep'
Blue Steel is almost impossible to perform while riding a wave, although Tom Curren gets pretty close.
As a surfing manoeuvre, in terms of technical difficulty it’s between carving 360’s at Jaws and mute alley oops.
Magnum is literally impossible, harder than el rollo take offs at Shipstern’s.
If this minute long edit doesn't seriously improve your shredding, we'll give you your money back*
In case you didn't before, now you know... Biscay is holding
"It's them damn high stakes that make you pump yo' brakes"
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