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Man season continues on SE dot com! Today, we turn the focus of male-interest advice towards the female of the species, of which there are four distinct types. Who knew?!?
by Chas Smith
There are seven types of men. Only seven. And each man is one of those types but women are different. Women are very different and their classification is representative of their being different. Women are separated into two distinct categories and then separated into two more. First, they are separated into amazing or not.
She has a great story, sense of humour, education, sense of style. She can be the centre of attention of a large, well-heeled gathering. She may quietly make art in a small studio decorated in a Japanese motif.
People speak of her often. They say, “Have you met such and such? She is doing something very interesting/so funny/beyond stylish/very talented. She is amazing.” She might be controversial.
Some may find her too over the top, just too much, but, in any case, all will have an opinion about the amazing woman. She will not fall into the cracks. She is out doing her thing and getting noticed.
2. Not Amazing
She is bland. She may be vaguely funny or nice or have a cute cat but the not amazing woman does not shine in any particular way. She is forgotten as soon as she is met and when she is met a second or third time she is forgotten then too.
She works diligently, maybe, at a thankless job but who really knows? The not amazing woman lives in the cracks and nobody really knows what she does. Maybe she works at… No, I got nothing. I don’t pay attention to the not amazing woman. Nobody does.
Once they are separated into these two categories they are once again separated this time into beautiful or not.
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