1 pm

People with hangovers actually woke up just before 12, possibly with a fishy index finger.

They then ate a slice of cold pizza, had a quick tug or two and then made their way down the beach stinking of booze, feeling part terrible/ part invincible.

They are generally mellow in the water – too queasy to hassle, and might also have the giggles.

2 pm

Work/college half-day crew are all over that shit at 2pm. Alas, so too is the wind, perhaps.

Also, people who are still too full from lunch might be paddling out…Don’t you just hate that? You’re paddling out, burping stomach acid thinking “Why or why did I have to have a miner’s pasty, why not just regular size…”

3 pm

Kids…. Pesky kids!

4 pm

Stoners, both bong and spleeef are back for more. They generally go better in the afternoon… but then again, who doesn’t? But just coz they high, don’t mean they’re not up for a paddle battle. Chronic, grumpy stoners have the same urge for waves as for other peoples’ lighters.