10am

Spliff Stoners. At 10am dudes who woke quite early but wanted to smoke three joints before surfing and perhaps play a bit of XBox/ping pong are rocking up and ready to get irie.

10.45 am

Bong Stoners. A mere 45 minutes later than their reefer-tooting bredren, but considerably higher. Like waaaay higher.

11 am

Quick-let’s-surf-before- the-fucking-lunch-crew crew!

Also, you know when couples have an actual argument in the surf? Real awkward. That’s usually around 11. Just for the record, surfing as a couple, bit like going for a run as a couple, is tricky. Fraught with danger.

Noon

Start of the lunchtime crew. Don’t have time to check everywhere, might run back to the car to get changed after a frantic 5 second look. Generally, these are unpleasant people to surf with, as a result of a combination of over-angst, bitterness and general ill-effects of the rat race.

Also, dawnie crew back out for 2nd sesh. How can you tell if someone dawnied and is now actually on their 2nd sesh? OH DON’T WORRY, THEY’LL FUCKEN LET YOU KNOW