If you’re anything like us, you’re probably more than a little bit in love with Maya Gabeira — because there are few things we like more than a beautiful woman with a giant set of hairy balls on her. If you’re not yet in love with her, then here she is in her underwear, here she is almost drowning at Nazaré, and here she is charging Teahupoo. How about now?
And, if you’re anything like us, you’re probably also of the opinion that yoga pants are a damn fine invention, up there with sliced bread, penicillin, and those Mick Fanning flip-flops with a bottle-opener built in. They’re just so comfy! So soft and reassuring around the sexual apparatus! The yoga pants, we mean, although yes, the flip-flops too.
So you may be interested to know that Lululemon, makers of yoga wear and not, as we first thought, a Pokemon spin-off, have signed Maya to be their “elite ambassador” as they branch out into the swimwear market.
We can’t wait to see Maya sporting a pair of Lululemon yoga pants, primarily because we think her giant hairy balls will look fantastic in them. But Maya’s new sponsorship deal also means that she is now almost certainly the world’s highest paid big wave surfer, male or female, which you may or may not give a shit about.