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9 Unmissable Penis, Testicle, Anus & Biffin’s Bridge* Care Tips for the Summer Surfer

Sexually Transmitted Infections aka Screaming Knob Rot

Looking after your backside is important everywhere... but in Indo, it's absolutely vital.
Dino Andino (R) was once accused of having a huge penis by Derek Reilly of Australia's Surfing Life magazine, in ASL's Prank Call feature. Reilly went on to fame and riches at Surf Europe, before disappearing into relative obscurity at Stab and more recently, Beachgrit.
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When we look at this photo, our 'nads drop about 5cm and glisten in discomfort... not yours?

Sexually Transmitted Infections aka Screaming Knob Rot

Scientists have shown that intercourse, and thus rates of STI infection peak in summer…

People go on holiday, get horny in the sunshine, get drunk after dark and voila… they’re doing it!

It has even been alleged that some folk go on trips MAINLY to get laid!

Even if you’re surfin in trunks by day, you still need to wear a wetsuit, so to speak, by night.

Even if your victim… I mean partner, says “I never do this” at the prospect of one night stand-tercourse.

They always say that, and thus, they are always lying.

Use a sheath, for goodness sake, use a sheath.

(N.B. I got chlamydia in the first week of September, and it lasted until December. It hurt like fuck, even if it is ‘the best one to get’…)

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