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9 Unmissable Penis, Testicle, Anus & Biffin’s Bridge* Care Tips for the Summer Surfer

Penis Too Big

Looking after your backside is important everywhere... but in Indo, it's absolutely vital.
Dino Andino (R) was once accused of having a huge penis by Derek Reilly of Australia's Surfing Life magazine, in ASL's Prank Call feature. Reilly went on to fame and riches at Surf Europe, before disappearing into relative obscurity at Stab and more recently, Beachgrit.
TC inspired you to cock trauma? Join the club!
When we look at this photo, our 'nads drop about 5cm and glisten in discomfort... not yours?

Penis Too Big

The problem with the oversized dong is that it takes too much blood to get a boner, and a semi floppy often results.

No wait, the problem with oversized dong is ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!

What are you doing online?

Get yourself to a bar/discotheque immediately!

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