Was ever one man subjected to so much ocean-inflicted abuse in a single session? You’ll no doubt remember Pedro Calado from this headline-grabbing Puerto Escondido wipeout on the same day; one hopes he wasn’t still on his way back out to the line-up after that one when the above setback befell him. If you’re wondering about the scale of this murky green monstrosity, his board here must be at least 9’6, so you do the maths.