Jamie O’Brien went to Mexico earlier this year to greet May’s historic mega-swell and play a three-way game of chase with Shane Dorian and the foamball. Then he joined Poopies in a different kind of tube — an inflatable raft, in this case — and Ryan Hipwood towed the pair into a couple of pounding 15 ft-ers. This prompted Hipwood to ask an eminently sensible question, one which Red Bull’s legal and PR teams have no doubt already considered in detail: “What happens if I kill Poopies?” We almost find out.