Just received this clip in the mail of Kelly Slater spending New Year’s at a “beautiful outer island secret spot. Ha Ha.” We trust the locals won’t mind us revealing its identity. Just don’t tell anyone, yeah?

It “was a treat to have him here and see him adjust to our special place,” says Aldo of Pure Digital Media, although the bodyboarder who burns him 22 seconds in doesn’t seem too enamoured with the 11-time world champ.