“Jeremy and Teahupoo sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G…” etc.

The on-fire Frenchman rounds off what has to go down as one of the greatest comeback victories in surfing history with this little love letter/thank you note to his favourite wave, which despite wearing protection he still managed to impregnate repeatedly. Expertly skewered love-tunnels are interspersed with belting turns and snippets of bareback action at a lovely and spankable right.