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SHIT THE BED… WE’VE GOT A NEW WEBSITE!

Kind of an odd post really, seeing as you probably know already seeing as you’re on the site. Anyway, the tech gimps asked me to post about it, and as we know, tech gimps will soon rule the world so better stay on their good side.

In other news, surf was good today but full of dicks. It was more like being at work than having fun. Take your eye off your inside for a split second and there was some bulging-eyed turkey frantically scrambling for position. Aside from the dicks in the water, on the dune there was two assholes illegally trapping songbirds in a big net. Skylarks, I believe. I thought, ‘C**ts.’ Frothing turkeys all over the lineup and endangered-bird murdering assholes on the dune. Aren’t humans the worst?

Anyway, welcome to the new site…

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