Fin chuck

OK, it’s rad, but it’s still kinda overrated. Land with your front foot on the nose, back foot where the front foot should be. Enough already. Yuck.

The US Open

The name, the venue, everything about it. I’m sorry, but I hate BMXs, Moto-x, anything with an x… ‘extreme sports’ as a whole shit me. But mainly the name: it sounds like tennis. Sounds like golf. Tennis and Golf. Golf and Tennis. What is this? An interview with Ace…?

Fantasy Surfer

It’s crap. There are only like 10 events in 12 months. How do you get excited about your team? Everyone knows more or less who the top 10 are every year, so what, you’re using your in depth knowledge to guess which bottom feeder gets equal 25th and which one gets equal 13th? Zzzzzzzz