Superman Air

Unsightly at best. At worst, shit. Sure, I can’t do em, I never will be able to, but that brings me no sorrow. Isn’t any move requiring holding your board with two hands actually…. boogieboarding?

Airport Lounges

Everyone harks on about em, falls over themselves to get in, but are they that good? They’re full of capitalists trying to look important while helping themselves to soup and crusty baguette. They are like VIP areas in clubs, but with less poontang. Then some smarmy c**t will come around and check your boarding pass with a shitty vibe. Fuck off bro, it’s not my fault I got upgraded for being awesome.

Occy

Was he really that good? Shit, I loved Green Iguana. I loved ‘Occy’s Left’ section in Sumba. I even stomached Yothu Yindi’s ‘Sunset Dreaming’ song. But doesn’t he kinda… bog? I love the 80’s legends, reverence, all that, but do we still have to see him trotted out at QS events? Do we?