Unbelievably, all three Australian events make it into the WCT venue shit list.

How is that even possible?

Margies, a bit like Bells, is not even the best wave at Margies.

In another shocking similarity, it is also a burger. An Aussie burger, that doesn’t even have the decency to have a ‘good ol Aussie slice of beetroot’.

But W.A. overall, is actually un-dissable.

Nobody, ever has done a trip there and gone, “Actually I didn’t really like it.” You know, just to be different.

Nobody. That’s because it’s fucking awesome. The only exception is the WCT event at Margaret River.

The best thing about the whole sordid affair is that it’s called ‘The Drug Aware’. A very appropriate name indeed.

I once sat in a yute in the car park for three hours on a grey onshore day with homeboy in flannel shirt, tracky pants and Blunstone boots and we both got very, very drug aware.