2. John John Florence
2. John John Florence
JJF’s pics are actually mighty good, of course. It ain’t the quality, it’s the quantity (Which, btw kids, is a good standard to live by for life in general). Or lack of. Fucker’s done like 6 posts this year. C’mon John! Show us that you are totally just about to have a double espresso! Show us treehouses, green smoothies, workout selfies! Humblebrag us for breakfast lunch and dinner! Not even a ‘Miss this human’ (note: huge rack) or a ‘Summer dayz with @modelbetterhalf” (note: boxgap). Not even that! You selfish, selfish basterd.
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