3. Poopies
3. Poopies
Jamie O’Brien’s faithful sidekick is said to have earned his nickname when he got arrested for taking a shit on a busy intersection aged 13. Since such early indiscretions he’s flourished into a mature and responsible adult, best known for his psychological/contractual inability to refuse a challenge, no matter how stupid. Get towed into a 20ft monster on an inflatable pelican? Oh go on then. Have a turd tattooed on your upper thigh? If I have to. It’s hard to know which of the two shows a more flagrant disregard for the state and sanctity of his own body.
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