Not a blood-thirsty, teeth-baring, Luis Suarez-style chomp; more of an affectionate nibble, a friendly attempt to initiate intimate relations with a member of a different species. This shark just wants to be friends, bless; it was trying to leave a giant love bite, not teeth marks and a life-threatening open wound. Still, it’s enough to make this poor cameraman shit himself with fear, and to make everyone else piss themselves laughing — which, incidentally, isn’t the best idea if you’re trying not to get eaten by a shark.