Soz about that…Turns out our informant was high.
Kelly has happy memories of Mundaka from years gone by.
R Kelly Slater is in fact for now at least, still here. How do I know this? Coz I just saw his caramel scalp at Bourdaines.
Contrary to the misinformation posted on this website a couple of days ago, Kelly is still here and still stoked. He just played golf in Scotland a couple of days ago, and about 30 minutes ago was having a look at the conny bank at Bourdaines. He cheekily drove up the walkway rather than get out for the car and check it, which is understandable seeing as how mobbed he gets in France. As an extra security measure, a convoy headed up by Gabe, Lauren and Coco followed behind in case any fan riot shit went down.