“How much did you pay those white people to say ‘I am Adriano de Souza?’”

“Ross Williams or a tinder bio: ‘Awkward and throaty’.” — really super jr @whoissuperjr.

“He’s just like my favourite cartoon character . . . He’s like a Mario Bros character” — Strider on Italo Ferreira.

“Offering a bonus point or so for ‘finishing a ride’ onto the bricks at Margarets is sadism on the part of WCT judges, pure and simple.” — Matt Warshaw @mattwarshaw.

 

“When you need to do a little welding after you just beat the eleven time champ…”

“Kelly is a modern day Cheyne Horan” — Martin Potter.

Rosie Hodge: “There’s been such an outpouring about Sabotaj and Montaj, will we see another edit from you?”
Taj Burrow: “Vintaj? I dunno, I think the VHS days are gone.”

“I just can’t get it happening, I don’t know what’s going on.” — Kelly Slater.

“But my body knows it’s time to say goodbye. And that’s OK. I’m ready to let you go.” — Kobe Bryant.

“Ross Williams or a tinder bio: ‘Awkward and throaty’.”

“When I come to Western Australia, I surf everywhere but here.” — John John Florence.

“Taj has surfed mainbreak twice. Says a lot @wsl” — Chas Smith @chasdoesntsurf.

“Taj even admitted it, he’s from the area and said the only time he ever surfed Margaret’s was when he was forced to in heats” — Nihilist999 @nihilist999.

“Like I always say, winning is contagious”

“Has anyone looked into the possibility that this billionaire guy is just using WSL as a massive tax write off?” — really super jr @whoissuperjr.

“@wsl how much did you pay those white people to say ‘I am Adriano deSouza?’” — Full-On Steez IV @DoubleEpskiSesh.

“She left a really good taste in the judge’s mouth” — Ross Williams on Tyler Wright.

“He’ll just keep on S-ing back into the source. Now it’s chundering and changing shape on the inside corner, and Ferreira can’t hang on…” — Joe Turpel.

“Kelly is a modern day Cheyne Horan”

“We’re always focussing on the fun side, but the business side is there. He’s definitely there, behind the scenes, getting ready: he’s got a psyche.” — Strider “Sherlock” Wasilewski on Sebastian Zietz.

“More so than any Drug Aware winner before him, Sebastian Zietz is aware of drugs.” — Full-On Steez IV @DoubleEpskiSesh.

Pete Mel: “How does no. 2 in the world at this moment sound?”
Sebastian Zietz: “Woooaahh! Radical! No. 2!”

“Wilko’s stance so wide, he can pick up a load of Rip Curl gear in Pyongyang without leaving the nightclub in Seoul.” — really super jr @whoissuperjr.

“Wilko’s stance is so wide that Rip Curl reinforces the leg panels of his suits with titanium to keep the ass from blowing out” — Nihilist999 @nihilist999.

“Wilko’s stance is so wide his asshole would stick to his stringer if he did a bottom turn in the nude. Your welcome for the visual.” — Rottmouth @Rottmouth.

“Wilko’s stance is so wide Brazil waives entry visa requirement.” — Sean Young @s2theean.

“Margaret has a milking-pail,
And she rises early;
Thomas has a threshing-flail,
And he’s up betimes.

“Sometimes crossing through the grass
Where the dew lies pearly,
They say ‘Good-morrow’ as they pass
By the leafy limes.”

— Christina Rossetti