“He’s got some little stumps where his wings used to be and he’s flapping them like crazy at the moment.” — Ronnie Blakey as Joel Parkinson takes to the air.
“He’s just literally lighting that left-hander up.” — Martin Potter as Matt Wilkinson literally scores a 5.2 on his first left of the season, having literally surfed it terribly.
“Whether it was coaching or digging holes I needed a full-time job”
“Matt Banting is a very good surfer whose style resembles an overly courteous waiter constantly bending over your table inquiring, in annoying tones, if everything is alright.” — Derek Rielly, Beach Grit.
Ronnie Blakey: “Josh Kerr — how’s that filthy little soup strainer he’s working on?”
Ross Williams: “He’s just dying for a German accent.”
“Vintaj? I dunno, I think the VHS days are gone”