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SURF BURP: PRO SURFERS AS LIFE COACHES!

Life is a struggle. A bit of ball sack gets caught your in fly. A fly gets stuck in your beer. A beer gets stuck in your liver and you die. But it needn’t be so difficult. Not when pro surfers are only a click away, waiting on hand with practical, reasoned, intelligent life advice that can really help turn your miserable existence around. After all who knows (and can improve) the real world more than pro surfers?

3. Home Grown Philosophy. Although with their incredible life experience to draw on, sometimes the surfers simply post a inspirational piece of philosophy and claim it as their own.  They are often practical gems that if you simply follow, all your problems will fade away.

But what if only last night I dreamed I was anally fisting a three legged unicorn?

 

Hey Kala, what if I want to go out at Pipe and takeoff on any goddamn set wave I want?

2. Lets Get Physical: Physical guidance, is almost important as mental tuition. By following Jonny Gannon, Taj Burrow’s trainer, you can lift weights in bikinis and get your mind and body in tune. Similarly, below Kelly Slater is very concerned about what you put in your body? Hasn’t he got enough on his (preservative free) plate.

And there we were thinking a Turkish was either a sandwich, or a unwanted bum intrusion in a sauna.

 

He makes eating chemicals sound like a bad thing.

1. The Law of the Jungle:  Life advice, through the analogy of the animal kingdom, is a valuable tool in the Surfing Life Coach program. Sheeps, tigers, snakes, these can all illuminate your world, and make your life easier.

Koby Abberton loves bum crumbs. Don’t they sound delicious!
It begs the question, what do tigers lose sleep over? The opinions of gorillas? The viewpoint of Joey Turpel?

 

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