Want to surf like John?

You (probably) never will.

But! You can accessorise very much like John — exactly like him, in fact — with his new signature range of Dakine JJF accessories.

A range of bright, bold and robust leashes to attach yourself to your Pyzel (works on all boards), traction grippier than the flu and a boardbag to lovingly caress your board through the day to day traumas of shred life comprise an exhilarating equipment threesome.

Worried about the ecological toll unfettered consumer capitalism has wrought upon humankind? Aren’t we all, deary.

But you can fret a little less, safe in the knowledge that John and Dakine have come up with eco-friendly packaging made from recycled paper, avoiding waste and the evil plastic.

We were luckily enough to get our grubby mitts on the JJF signature collection, and promise to shred them beyond the realms of decency, and report back on our findings via the Surf 100 gear guide, coming April 2018.

Stay very tuned, surf world.