“The ultimate warrior leaves no openings, except those in his mind.”

Huh?

What about his anus and urethra???

Anyhows the Volcom Pipe Pro is set to return in a mere few days, 26/01/14. If you’ve been having it hard with no webcast to follow since the Pipemasters back in December and worse still no dreadful scoring second-guessing comments to be exchanging with your wack crew, you’re back in! Fill your boots with “No way that was an 8…” etc, ad nausea!

Meanwhile, with Huey keeping himself rather busy via thick swell belts almost non-stop since your farts had vague turkey notes, there might be a bit of surf! Don’t miss it, ultimate warriors!