I don’t know what idiot from our sizeable headline-writing team decided to describe this elevator drop as “multi-storey” — perhaps the culprit lives in a bungalow with a lift? — but we understand more or less what he means. On the biggest day at Puerto Escondido in recent memory — the day Mark Healey rode the biggest Puerto wave ever paddled into — there was a long way to fall. Many many storeys. Was hard-charging, pasty-eating, pink surfboard-riding Cornish warrior Tom Lowe trying to go right, or backdoor the left? Perhaps he was caught in two minds. And then he was caught in the lip! And then he plummeted to his (temporary) doom.