If a pro surfer gets barrelled on the North Shore of Oahu, but there’s no cameraman around to film it for inclusion in a three-minute web clip, does it sell any board shorts? Fuck no! And it probably didn’t happen either. Scary Blanket was on hand to record conclusive video evidence of the following this winter: Mitch Coleborn, Dane Reynolds, Josh Kerr, Kainoa Haas, Oliver Kurtz, Leonardo Fioravanti, Kelly Slater, Wiggolly Dantas, Gabriel Medina, Jamie O’Brien, Balaram Stack, Kolohe Andino, Jack Freestone, Aritz Aranburu, Kekoa Cazimero.