It would be fair to assume, based on the evidence presented in the above clip, that nobody on Earth has been more barrelled than Michael Eugene Fanning over the past fortnight. Here we see the 3x champ, aboard standard thruster and classic single-fin, in his element, ie. at the Superbank, which has recently been in a state of perfection. “When the waves are that good I turn into a shark,” he has the good grace to admit. “So sorry about that!”