Jesus fucking titty Christ!

A drop of such exceeding obscenity permits — nay, demands — an obscene response, one that combines religious invocation with just the right note of stunned disbelief.

The most ridiculous drop in big wave history?

Several contenders spring immediately to mind. Mark Mathews’ in the very same session, just before the start of the Pe’ahi Challenge. Pat Gudauskas’s at Cloudbreak in 2012. (Neither of which, however, were followed by completed rides.) And no doubt historians of Mavericks and Waimea will have a few up their sleeves to add to the mix. We’ll leave the ball in your court.