Short New Zealander Billy Stairmand is one of the QS’s good guys.

A wee man with a big grin, Bill (or Bul as he’d say) swings his way around the planet picking up points and winning hearts and minds. The little cunt’s got a wicked backhand, and ain’t exactly a slouch with his winkle facing the wall, neither.

Dig Bul’s Bali clip, and if you too are short in stature, take heart from the success he seems to be enjoying in life, despite the cruel hand that fate dealt him. Sure, you’re less likely to get jobs, possibly even sexual partners as a member of the vertically challenged demograph.

But chin up, tubes look bigger, and it’s pretty much always overhead.