Tom Curren or @Curfuffle if you prefer, proves the quality of your pictorial output is inversely proportional to the amount of pun in your handle/your god-like status as living surf deity beyond reproach on any level.

Sure, it is somewhat naive to expect TC to jump through give-em-what-they-want hoops, for pink wettie on the McKee quad virgin ride at J-Bay – the lost tapes; Bawa on the Fireball Fish – deleted scenes; or comments starting ‘What I really think of Occ/Kelly/Al Merrick…’ etc.

It’s certainly none of that tantalising fare.

More a plethora of silly road sign names, weak visual puns, and assorted meh.