AI, packing the shore break and claiming it like the rock star he was
Pipeline - wait, surfing - scarcely gets any better
Skimboard extraordinaire under the steadying influence of three fins
Boundaries, bodies & boards pushed to the very limit
So this is what an 11-point ride looks like . . .
Unofficially . . . but almost certainly! Measuring tapes are for squares!
Staring down the barrel of a gun called Honolua
A long and illustrious roll call of rippers getting shacked silly
"I cracked my head open and nearly ripped a piece of my nose off . . ."
...and ejaculates all over the appreciative judging panel
