‘Up skirt’ has to be the seediest porn category, no? You know, when old men hide video cameras in hold-alls and stand next to women on the tube trying to get gusset shots…

Anyway, American photog Damea Dorsey shot this voyeuristic angle of Pat Gudauskas in Hossegor, as seen in SE95. We don’t know what colour knickers Pat was wearing, but that chequer board Vans detailing on the sleeves and calf is giving me the right horn.