Surf Tips

Want easy, accessible info on how to surf? Want surf tips that actually work? Need surf equipment tips and need em now? We could all use some inside scoop on the many mysterious ways of the surf world, without the customary tyranny of expertise. For fun-focused facts, spiky opinions and illuminating insider tips, for better surfing and a happier life, dive in.

We've suffered mishaps and misdemeanours, made mistakes and misjudgements and then wrote about them, for you.

We slipped on rocks and knocked our own fins out on our lefticles. We took the figurative customs agent's finger up the bum, so that you never have to.

Happy surfing!

How to Surf

Want to know how to duckdive better? Need tips on how to jump off rocks? Perhaps more refined insight in better tuberiding, putting more power into your turns, surfing pointbreaks or winning heats? Learn how to surf or brush up on your surf skills here.


Gear Tips

Need tips on how to shape, buy and sell surfboards? Maybe advice for ordering better customs? Perhaps you want to know how to fix dings, choose fins or how to assemble the ideal quiver? Dive in!


Life Skills

How to achieve the great skills you need for a better, more meaningful life. From how to make tea, make friends, what drugs are best, which god(s) help you surf more, how to fight, hitch-hike, poo away from home in comfort and style, navigate using stars, tie awesome rope knots and so, so much more.


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