Before Steph Gilmore, before Alana. Before Sage and Monyca and Erica and certainly before the Coffey sis, before Hotter Than Fish Grease, there was Lynette McKenzie.

“A fierce competitor” probably.

I don’t know how much martial arts training you’ve done, or how experienced you are in unarmed combat, but say for example you’d dropped in on Lynette McKenzie on a peachy left-hander, and she was waiting for you in the car park, my money’s on her.