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Eli Steele

Eli Steele by Matthew O'Brien. We loved this shot so much we ran it DPS in Surf Europe. So we've done our bit for reds... have you?

Eli Steele

Do you believe in Creationism? Or Darwinsism?

One of the more compelling arguments against Creationism, is Australia.

It’s like, why would Jah only put marsupial mammals on the one continent?

But a more compelling argument is that, if there is a God, a merciful, all-knowing, all-powerful one, why oh why would he force a wretched, melanin-depleted ranga to live and toil in the brutal UV radiation of Australia’s Sunshine Coast?

He just wouldn’t.

Eli Steele is perhaps the ranga Ando, definitely the highest performance bloodnut in the known universe, unless we’re counting Chippa Wilson, which we’re not.