14. The Scandinavian
14. The Scandinavian
Tall, athletic, blonde, and with a Grand Canyonesque wide stance, the Scandinavian surfers flock to the tropics, utilising their strong currency to purchase even stronger weed, cheap beer and hand platted headbands and wrist bracelets. They travel in tanned, good looking, courteous pairs, surveying line-ups with an aura of disinterested maturity, stoned to the eyeballs, with bank balances often more than the GDP of the country they are visiting and correcting English speakers on their native tongue.
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