1. It’s free.

OK, OK so smart arses will tell you that if you’re not paying for content that you’re consuming online, then in fact you are the product, not the consumer. And you are being sold.

Do you give two shits? No! It’s free!

2. Kelly.

What’s Kelly gonna be like? Will he be like Muhammed Ali and carry on too long? Fight Earnie Shavers, Leon Spinks and Larry Holmes?

Probably not.

Ali needed the money, Slater, we suspect, does not. Will this be his last proper lap? If so, it will leave a hole.

You wouldn’t wanna miss the last one, would you?

3. “Jordy’s been doing sit-ups! Slater’s management have just figured out how to write his name with ’12’ in it… Mick’s got one more in him! What if Dane… oh never mind. Could Taj finally nab one? The Spartan’s gonna go mad!”

Nobody really knows what’s going to happen. This week last year, nobody outside the Portuguese speaking South America was calling Gabs.

No one knows what’s going to happen.

Which brings us back to our friend Danny Waters.

“Makes your fucking asshole twitch, dunnit?”

Danny would grimace, toking hard on a Lambert and Butler.

Yes Danny, it certainly does.