Chief Agitator of the Pasty Tax Rebellion


Jayce Robinson has 23 years of age and when he clicks on Russell Grant’s website, he clicks on the Leo the Lion forecast. He comes from St Ives, Cornwall, and he is regularly turned on by:


Tea. For when you get out the sea, it’s warming and good for you. I’m normally a standard builder’s man, but sometimes I mix it up and put a bag of Earl Grey in the pot, and at the moment I’m really getting into a bit of camomile with a spoon of honey before bed, sends me to the Land of Nod.

Camper vans. My van is like a hotel on wheels, amazing for trips, parties and festivals. I used to have an old school granny van, that did the job but was a bit cramped, now I roll in a VW T5 with an Elite conversion and a pop top roof. Handy for extra passengers that you find on the way.

Italian ladies. They’re beautiful, and their accent makes me horny. I’ve stayed in touch with this one special lady from Rome for the last six years. I think it has finally paid off.

Saunas. Chuck some Olbas oil on the fire, sit in there for 20 minutes and feel like a new man when you come out. Good for sweating the toxins out from the night before as well. I would say it would be silly to take your beers in there with you as they would be warm within minutes, but if you’re a slugger, then charge it.

Rip Curl wetsuits. This may sound a bit gay, but without them I wouldn’t be able to handle surfing in the winter. The new Flash Bomb has been a godsend to me in Ireland this winter.

First Class lounge, Dubai. I may not have enough air miles yet, but I’ve walked in backwards a few times, a bit out of place. But after a shower, a little spruce up, some amazing food and a stretch out on the comfy sofas, you’re ready for the second leg of the journey.

Home. I love indulging in the comforts of home, meals ready when I walk in the door, clothes washed, not having to worry about crowded surf or localism, etc. Everyone loves home.

(Turns me off)
Injuries; Bali belly; Staying in the same place for to long; Nob heads; Bad breath; Crowds; When you bite your nails to short.


photo by Kev


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