2. Bali Belly / Fizzy Gravy / Shitting through the eye of a needle
2. Bali Belly / Fizzy Gravy / Shitting through the eye of a needle
If you’ve ever been caught short… and Lord knows we have, you’ll know never to leave the comfort and safety of your hotel room without packing an emergency stock of teepee into your back pocket.
Because no matter how careful you are about ice cubes, salad, etc, you might still get the shits. Your bum might fizz pale brown liquid, you’ll have stomach cramps, and a sweaty brow.
Not great on a first date, but not the end of the world neither.
Just bosh plenty of water/rehydration solution with electrolytes in.
Look on the bright side: colonic irrigation and weight loss at the same time… Bargain!
Danger rating: 2/10
Does it hurt: It can do.
Misc: Boardies show up sharts more than walk shorts, but you can jump in the pool/ocean.
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