2. The Honey Mooner
2. The Honey Mooner
He likes to go on surf trips with his gal. He likes to travel, to surf, to feel warm, foreign sun on his face and warm foreign food on his tongue, but he does not like to gamble. He does not want to go to bars and maybe get lucky. He wants his bed warm and accompanied, guaranteed. He has two JS’s in his quiver, a trendy short fat wide one and a 6’2”. He surfs OK but never above 4ft. His girlfriend bronzes while he surfs, mainly on her front. In the hire care they listen to The Vaccines. He is 29.
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