We’ve all done stupid things in our time, have we not? Things that have made us question our worth as members of the human race. Things whose monumental idiocy we appreciated no sooner had we committed to our course of action. Things we have never truly stopped regretting.

But have you ever done anything quite so stupid as what this man does in the above video, courtesy of Coastal Watch? If the answer to that question is yes, we can only hope someone had a camera trained on you at the time, and sends us the footage forthwith for publication.