In Old Norse mythology, Valhalla is an enormous, majestic hall in the heavens, to which warriors killed in combat are taken by armoured sex kittens with wings and swords and ample, steel-plated bosoms.

It sounds pretty fucken rad.

In the Western Australian version of the myth, it is a desert land fringed by an abundance of firing reef breaks, and the resting place of retired pro surfers.

It sounds equally rad.