Surf Europe needed to spend some time in the Middle East. And it was glad it did.
Tel Aviv is a city of bright lights.
This was the disco we went to on the first night after drinking Quat tea. Cripes!
The scran was top notch in the Middle East. We really wanted to get into the local culture so went to a sushi resto. Lahey ate some wasabi.
Jaffa is a four thousand year old Arab city near Tel Aviv. Homeboy came down at night and shredded the car park.
Whether you rate Jesus, Mohammed or Jacob, Jerusalem is always offshore.
Meanwhile in Tel Aviv it's more of a Jon of the Pleased Wimmin remix of Faithless's Bod Is a BJ.
Mental to think they built all this just for the filming of The Life of Brian.