If you go to the Moche Rip Curl Pro Portugal on a lay day and wonder where everyone is, chances are they’re all out somewhere along a big ol’ stretch of beach between ‘Belgas’ and the Marriott, a few clicks north of Baleal. They’ll drive down dirt roads, flanked with cabbage and onion fields. They’ll park cliff top, strut down sandstone bluffs, and then get tubed in glassy peaks. You could too.

Here’s a sweet little edit from yesterday made by Surf Total. Soz about the music, which sounds a wee bit like the kind a tune a 15-year-old would score his own slow-mo sex tape to…