Look up ‘sick cunt’ in the dictionary and you’ll almost certainly find a picture of the goofyfoot younger brother of CT heartthrob Connor Coffin.

The bags under his eyes, the sleeping front arm (a la John). The aggression. The few extra pounds.

Sick cunt.

The clip’s called Twenty Waves (And A Couple More).

If this don’t make you wanna go out smash lips vertical on your backhand with a quiet front arm and bags under your peepers, you’ve a heart of stone.